What is the greatest show on TV?
Perhaps you will say Dexter, or Breaking Bad. Not Me. For me, the greatest show on television has to be Pawn Stars.
Think about it.
Remember when Antiques Roadshow was all the rage? Well imagine that show, where each item gets appraised by an expert, and then add in the idea that each item will then be used to RAPE YOU IN THE ASS. That’s Pawn Stars. Here is the typical scenario:
“Oh! I see you have a vintage 1700s rifle. Surely that must be worth thousands of dollars! I’ll tell you what, I don’t really have a market for such an item, so I’ll buy it for thirty bucks.”
“Really? But it’s worth thousands.”
“Floor space.”
“Deal.”
That is how it always goes down. Here is the show in a nutshell. Everyday people get screwed by fat dudes and freemarket capitalism.
I love America.
Perhaps you will say Dexter, or Breaking Bad. Not Me. For me, the greatest show on television has to be Pawn Stars.
Think about it.
Remember when Antiques Roadshow was all the rage? Well imagine that show, where each item gets appraised by an expert, and then add in the idea that each item will then be used to RAPE YOU IN THE ASS. That’s Pawn Stars. Here is the typical scenario:
“Oh! I see you have a vintage 1700s rifle. Surely that must be worth thousands of dollars! I’ll tell you what, I don’t really have a market for such an item, so I’ll buy it for thirty bucks.”
“Really? But it’s worth thousands.”
“Floor space.”
“Deal.”
That is how it always goes down. Here is the show in a nutshell. Everyday people get screwed by fat dudes and freemarket capitalism.
I love America.
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