While perusing Facebook for the fifteen minutes I allow myself a day (that is a fucking fat cock of a lie), I realized that I'll know when I've finally made it as a creative force in this city:
When I switch some minute detail of my name so psychopaths can't find me.
Having immensely talented friends that I will one day ride the coattails of, I have witnessed this phenomenon first hand. I have one friend who simply changed her last name to ward off all of the pimple popping, sock snorting weirdos who fell in love with her last year in some movie you have heard of.
Then, I have another friend who simply switched the first letters in her name (i.e. Gelsey Krammer).
While I find these two methods very interesting, I think I can tweak my name just a tad to where I will maintain both exclusivity on Facebook, as well as my integrity.
I will change my name from Grant Lokey to "Grant Is Really Rich Now And Is Ignoring Your Stupid Ass Just Like Before Also I Like Fresca Lokey".
Has a nice ring to it.
Call me "GIRRNAIYSAJLBAILFL" for short.
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