Finito Presento

From Grant:

Done.

I am done Christmas shopping, and Ian sucks at Christmas.

It's the 19th, and Ian looks at me today and asks "are we getting each other something?".

Ian has this thing where he needs to know somebody got him something in order for him to justify buying them something. Apparently Ian missed the part where one gives gifts because they want to, not because they only want one in return. Also, ask him who found Mom (both Xmas and birthday) and Mom's Husband's presents. Spoiler it's me.

I guess Ian was too buys singing Hall & Oates karaoke and perusing Match.com for women who smoke (if she smokes she pokes) to find our life giving mother and our newly minted step father a present. Oh, and not to mention the family member who gives Ian any kind of worth in this town.

Fuck off, I was talking about me.

-g-

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