Are you gay?
I totally asked, which is legal, and you like... HAVE to tell now.. cuz it’s the law.
As we all know, DADT was repealed a few days ago. For those not in the know (one of you who was playing World of Warcraft for the last five years or whatever), Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is the policy that prohibits openly gay (and really all gay people) from serving in our military.
The night that the repeal of DADT had occurred, I was sitting in a bar, watching it unfold on the news. I overheard the following conversation:
“Man, I don’t know. I served in the military for five years and I don’t want no gay dude looking at my dick while we take showers.”
It was at this point that an obviously gay man turned to him and said the greatest rebuttal I had ever heard.
“Yeah, you’re right. I hate the idea of being shipped off to another country where I know absolutely no one. I also hate that I am putting my entire life at stake every day, surrounded by a strange culture that wants to kill me. I won’t talk to my family for months at a time, and they’ll always wait for that letter to come where they learn of my death.”
That’s when the gay man turned to the gentleman at the bar and stared him directly in the eyes.
“But all that is worth it to get the glimpse of an ignorant redneck’s limp dick in the shower.”
Win.
I totally asked, which is legal, and you like... HAVE to tell now.. cuz it’s the law.
As we all know, DADT was repealed a few days ago. For those not in the know (one of you who was playing World of Warcraft for the last five years or whatever), Don’t Ask Don’t Tell is the policy that prohibits openly gay (and really all gay people) from serving in our military.
The night that the repeal of DADT had occurred, I was sitting in a bar, watching it unfold on the news. I overheard the following conversation:
“Man, I don’t know. I served in the military for five years and I don’t want no gay dude looking at my dick while we take showers.”
It was at this point that an obviously gay man turned to him and said the greatest rebuttal I had ever heard.
“Yeah, you’re right. I hate the idea of being shipped off to another country where I know absolutely no one. I also hate that I am putting my entire life at stake every day, surrounded by a strange culture that wants to kill me. I won’t talk to my family for months at a time, and they’ll always wait for that letter to come where they learn of my death.”
That’s when the gay man turned to the gentleman at the bar and stared him directly in the eyes.
“But all that is worth it to get the glimpse of an ignorant redneck’s limp dick in the shower.”
Win.
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