Every year as the holidays approach you have a rash of people who “despise Christmas”.
I propose that we deal with these people not with malice, but rather with a change of ideology. Even the stoutest of Scrooges will find it hard to say “humbug!” when they use my patented method loving Christmas.
Are you ready?
All you have to do is say “chrimmit”.
That’s it.
See, Christmas has an old timey feel to it. Old songs, old traditions, old people. But by changing the word “Christmas” to “chrimmit”, you’re inviting a much more modern, dare I say urban feel. Observe!
“Don’t be sad that you have cancer, Tommy! It’s chrimmit time!”
“God I can’t wait til mom gets done in the kitchen so I can have some of that crimmit hams!”
“Jebus is the true reason fo chrimmit!”
Try it today. You’ll love the holidays more than you ever thought possible!
I propose that we deal with these people not with malice, but rather with a change of ideology. Even the stoutest of Scrooges will find it hard to say “humbug!” when they use my patented method loving Christmas.
Are you ready?
All you have to do is say “chrimmit”.
That’s it.
See, Christmas has an old timey feel to it. Old songs, old traditions, old people. But by changing the word “Christmas” to “chrimmit”, you’re inviting a much more modern, dare I say urban feel. Observe!
“Don’t be sad that you have cancer, Tommy! It’s chrimmit time!”
“God I can’t wait til mom gets done in the kitchen so I can have some of that crimmit hams!”
“Jebus is the true reason fo chrimmit!”
Try it today. You’ll love the holidays more than you ever thought possible!
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