So on Friday begins the 48 Hour Rockband Marathon. Or as I call it, the seventh circle of Hell.
Normally this realm is reserved betrayers and mutineers, but on this day, they reserve a special spot for me and everyone who is foolish enough to sing crappy 80s hair metal songs for charity.
Here is all I ask you. Donate. Give what you can, because whatever you give will be ten times less than what I do.
I give a part of my soul. My God, I couldn’t speak for weeks after last year’s event, and if you have any heart in you for these little children, you’ll give at least ten bucks. If you don’t?
Jesus doesn’t love you.
Merry Chrimmit.
Normally this realm is reserved betrayers and mutineers, but on this day, they reserve a special spot for me and everyone who is foolish enough to sing crappy 80s hair metal songs for charity.
Here is all I ask you. Donate. Give what you can, because whatever you give will be ten times less than what I do.
I give a part of my soul. My God, I couldn’t speak for weeks after last year’s event, and if you have any heart in you for these little children, you’ll give at least ten bucks. If you don’t?
Jesus doesn’t love you.
Merry Chrimmit.
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